New year, same ol' us. Double features all around!

Forsooth! The ides of November neareth, when a man must test his mettle ‘gainst the steely North wind! But what manner of madness is this? A double-serving of fantastic features in the womb of Freddy’s Happy Hour? Weary from Holiday travels? Grab ye a tankard of mead and plant yourself among friend to witness hearty mirth and adventure – for once again it’s time for Obsolete Cinema: Swords & Sandals edition!

Left, right, red, blue — it doesn’t matter what side you’re on, we can all agree that this election cycle is a HorrowShow. This month, join us for a ticket that’ll make you feel better (or worse) about the 2016 presidential race.

The kids today… They’re all pregnant, drunk, doing dope and becoming punk rockers. Or so ABC Afterschool Specials would have you believe. This month, join us for an afternoon of these valuable life lessons — with limited commercial interruption.

The Dog Days are here- you may be staying in the city to take in the sights, free from the tourists on near-empty subways, or maybe you’ll take the family to an amusement park? Either way, you’re jacked!

We’re doing July on the Sly… Stallone, that is. Join us for a VHS double feature of Sylvester Stallone favorites from the Cannon Films catalog.

Tag, you’re It! This month we revisit that bygone era when college kids discovered a controversial new Dungeons & Dragons — hunting each other down in cold blood under the guise of an ‘assassination game.’ Who better to lead us on this mission than the OG Nerd duo themselves, Robert Carradine & Anthony Edwards!

Yes- It’s Spring, that time when the thoughts of young men & women turn to the eternal quest- whether you call it ‘the nasty,’ ‘making whoopie’, ‘nabbin’ nookie’ et. al. Here at Obsolete headquarters, we don’t want to punish our youth for these natural urges – nay we will celebrate the birds & the bees (doing it) with two near-lost classics of the genre.